TOP JOKES

1.
A man was so jealous of his
newly born baby that he put
poison on the wife's nipples
while she was asleep.
The next day, their driver
died of poisoning.
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2.
A man is dying of cancer, but
keeps telling people he is
dying of AIDS.
His son asked Dad why?
He answered, so that when I
am dead, no one will sleep
with your mum.
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3.
A lady lost three panties in
her house and blamed her
maid in front of the husband.
Maid said sir you are my
witness you knowInever wear
panties.
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4.
Couple is having a quickie
and their 6 year old catches
them,
Son: "What are you doing?"
Ask the son.
Father: "I’m putting petrol on
your Mom."
Son: "Haauu - Haauu! Which
means Mom’s engine is taking
too much petrol cause Mr
Zwane has put in yesterday."
Mother fainted!
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5.
A man went to the pub with
his wife.
When he left for the counter
to buy drinks aprostitute
approached his wife &
whispered:
"You must DEMAND cash
before sex, I know him he
doesn't pay.
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6.
An 8 year old boy is accused
of rape*.
In court his lady lawyer holds
his dick out as evidence
saying, "Your honour see
this, can he rape* with this
tiny tot?
The boy whispers, "Don't
shake it, we'll lose the case!"
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